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User:downtown81 (5646936)
i have nothing to say and i am saying it.
Name:who shot downtown'81!?
Bio:...within recent times, i’ve developed this stupid party persona that’s just annoying: making fun of friends and others, being generally annoying and such. at the time i’m victimizing i believe that i’m the funniest, most charming thing in the world... of course this is not true, and i always realize in retrospect that i’m just being an ass... SORRY.


okay, i'm done being a nice guy about this: if you don't like me, i don't like you. it's no longer a matter of taste, other than the fact that i have good taste, whereas you, me-hater, do not. don't have time to take in the full sweeping grandeur of me? i have no respect for your calendar priorities. to those who find me overcooked, i feel only loathing, utter disdain, and approximately one tablespoon of pity! and for the few of you that cannot handle me, i want to make provocative documentary films about your inept and offensive taste and take them on the festival circuit. honestly, how do you people wake up in the morning; you pathetic, mouth-breathing [the final 500 words have been deleted; XVI apologizes for this user's unfortunate outburst. -LiveJournal.]


"girls i have loved cover their eyes with fine shiny hair, tug on their small ears, emanate throaty laughs, heal occasional infections, powder over their impoverishments. every dyad is a chance for them to deploy their own romance. they are vicious protectors, slang-slingers, well-scented, brilliant, teases, baiters, evaders, wise-asses, nice people, self-adorers."


"i have a strong fundamental belief in the power of ideas beyond style and fashion. i am convinced that the simplest well executed innovative ideas and concepts will outlive those transient market based creations, the strongest of ideas live on, and hollow concepts soon fade. that applies to video games, comic books and pop records as much as serious literature, and high art. i share an equal love of low brow culture and high brow culture and detest snobbery and narrow mindedness on any level..."


the future is going to be bright and i am going to wear shades because the new titanium people don't know how they shine. the future folks can't see the difference between rigntone, rock, pop and bongo fascism and i can't find my eyeballs because GRIMACE smacked me on the back and i found myself on the hovercraft doing the popcorn with a lawyer. holy. fucking shit...



remember that vague feeling of hopelessness that you get on a rainy sunday morning when you've just fucked someone you shouldn't, and now you have to think of a way to let them down easy, and you realize that the pain you've caused in your life is starting to come back on you threefold, and you can no longer feel joy, and also there's an under-skin zit inside your nose...?


i saw a paraplegic guy on the street playing a penny whistle. he was only playing a C over and over again, admittedly with a certain amount of gusto. i can't believe he couldn't manage an E, though i'm sure he gets more money just playing the same note. you gotta pity someone more who can't stretch to tonal theatrics... fucker.


shit, i just realized that i can ask my kids to bring me beer. they're much closer to the fridge than i am. sweet jesus it took me a long time to figure that out...


"when i’m not shooting pigeons out of the sky with a homemade nail gun or giving myself tonsure, i’m listening to the buzzcocks’ 'inventory', because you never should have formed a fucking band, you fuck. i see you, hiding behind your ikea shacket hanger, you gimp."


Appearance: dum*bass.

Marital status: don't believe the hype.

Best night of my life: getting up during the middle of an interview, peeing in my salad, walking out and then doing an advertisement for roll-on deodorant.

Worst night of my life: 'member that scene in rockstar where marky mark gets caught by his girlfriend all coked up with four chicks wondering what city he was in?

Favorite books: books? are you serious? reading books is so september 10th!!!

Favorite colour: disruptive patterned material.

Favorite DJs: too many people wear expensive clothes just so they can get fucked.

Favorite movies: this is not here - yoko ono

Favorite nightclubs: those which reek of yellow cabs and decadance.

Favorite producers/bands: those who have fun, kick ass, and are really, really loud. fuck cool.

Favorite styles of music: love songs from outer space, roller-skating boogies and 5am MENergetic anthems!!!

My Job: offering more than i can deliver to be able to deliver what i do.

Reason for existing: music, "literature", continental drift, anarchy, and you.

Stupidest thing I've ever done: "absolutely, no regrets."
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People12:autodestrukt, chameleonic5000, cockparty, dullroars, hardcoresnaps, letsgoaway, moontrills, ninjagrrrl, rexie, rockoutmachine, seez, shitfuckshit
Friend of:11: autodestrukt, chameleonic5000, cockparty, dullroars, letsgoaway, moontrills, ninjagrrrl, rexie, rockoutmachine, seez, shitfuckshit
Account type:Basic Account

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